Yep, that's my name. Actually it wasn't always Michael. Long ago, back when I was a fetus, my parents fought long and hard about what to name me. Some wanted Michael "my father", while others wanted Nicholas "my mother". This was a battle that would rage for months, starting when they found out the sex of their soon to be heir to the Simpson estate "read; apt, car, family dog".
Alas, my father eventually won this war, and the child was named Michael Simpson II, which I later changed "II" to "Jr", a teenage decision that I honestly can't remember why I made
Anyway, that's a little bit about me, which I guess wasn't much really? Wow. I sure do talk a lot lol.
Well, it's lovely to meet you all and I'm around should you have any questions for me "i.e.; Where do babies come from?, why do birds suddenly appear, every time, I am near?, etc..."
Cheers!
